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Soaring Cost Of Fuel Sees People Try New Ways To Travel In Tyrone
McSherry headin to work The recent spike in petrol and diesel costs have witnessed new and mostly unsuccessful ways to travel from A to B in the county. Just last week, our cameras witnessed one man...
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Brackaville Pop Duo Record Coalisland Tribute: ‘Island In The Stream’
From Brackaville BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE A young couple from Tyrone hope to make it big in the charts by launching their debut single which could also put Coalisland firmly on the pop music map. Using a...
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Fivemiletown To Be Renamed ‘Eightkilometretown’ Under New EU Legislation
BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE New rules introduced by the EU via Stormont will see the village of Fivemiletown in Tyrone renamed Eightkilometretown from next Monday. Council workers were today hard at...
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Transfer Deadline Day In Tyrone
8:00am News coming through that Sean Cavanagh may be on his way to Beragh. More shortly 8:33am Reports emerging that Owen Mulligan has been looking at an estate agents shop in Ardboe, sparking rumours...
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Tyrone Women Finding ‘Moobs’ Increasingly Sexy In Men
A recent survey has revealed that an increasing number of women in Tyrone are expressing a liking for men with ‘moobs’ – man boobs which are caused by an excess of over-eating and drinking. BY SHENGAS...
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What’s On Tyrone TV Over Christmas
CHRISTMAS EVE 10am: COUL – Edendork amateur production of Frozen, featuring classics such as ‘Do You Want To Build An Extension Around The Back’ and ‘Let Her Go, Ye Boy Ye’ 12pm: POINTLESS –...
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Fintona Family Shunned After Son’s ‘British Champions’ Boast On Facebook
A Fintona family have described how living at home has become a cold and lonely place after their son and daughter bragged online about winning the Ladies Junior British GAA Championship with their...
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Stormont To Change R & L Driving Plates After Sectarian Attacks On...
Learner driver or Loyalist? Government officials are this week to debate new letterings for learner and restricted drivers after a spate of attacks on inexperienced drivers has been blamed on an online...
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Mass Brawl After Man Fails To Use Hazard Lights To Acknowledge Driver Letting...
Witnesses described scenes in Augher as ‘like a pile of heavyweights brawling’ after the failure to thank a motorist who let another driver out of a side road ended in six arrests and a smashed...
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Catholic Wasps Accused Of Stinging Sectarianly, Says DUP Counsellor
Typical Catholic Wasp Fivemiletown DUP party member Kenneth Potts has claimed he has scientific proof that Catholic wasps only sting in mainly Protestant areas whereas Protestant wasps sting...
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Stockpiling Of Fig Rolls In Fintona Still A Mystery Says Scientists
Over 8000 packets of fig rolls have now been purchased in the greater Fintona area since the outbreak of the Coronavirus, with scientists at a loss to explain why the Fintonese people are stockpiling...
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Songs Of Praise Overrun May See Tyrone/Donegal Game Deferred Again On Sunday
Following the deferment of the deferred Tyrone/Cavan game last Sunday due to an enthralling men’s doubles game at Wimbledon, there are fears within the county that this weekend’s game may be deferred...
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Archaic GAA Rule Means Armagh Can Now Claim A Part Of Tyrone For A Whole...
A long-forgotten rule in the GAA rulebook was unearthed by a fanatic in Bessbrook this morning, indicating that if one county defeats a neighbouring county three times within a year, then the losing...
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More Men Come Forward To Admit They Don’t Preheat Oven
Following on from the revelation last week that a man in Augher has never preheated the oven in his life, over 40 other men have come forward on social media and in public, admitting they also don’t...
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